Introduce Yourself to the TPT! - Off Topic - Poker Forum

gijoevaldez said:

Twitter Account Name: GiJoeValdez
Real Name: Angel Valdez
Age: 42
Location: Riverside, Ca
Occupation: Controls Engineer/Goofball
Poker Story: Went to Vegas couple of years and played a tourney came in 6th. Never looked back.
Other Random Stuff: I got here via Street3… seems like a cool dude. Not gay so its a plus. No offense to those that are =)

What? Street3 isn't gay? Since when?

Twitter Account Name: djm182

Real Name: Dave

Age: 39

Location: Ballston Spa, NY – just minutes from Saratoga Springs, NY (seriously – that's the lead on our village's website – we're close to a cool place!)

Occupation: Numbers guy at a place filled with science guys

Poker Story: 3+ years into this and I'm still trying to figure it out.  My next big cash will be my first. 

Other Random Stuff: The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.